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vala, miss me

Just a Note

Posted on 2010.01.01 at 10:21
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Thank you to all who take the time to make screen caps.  Your efforts do not go unnoticed.   If I have unwittingly used your screen cap without your permission, I apologize and am am more than happy to edit and credit!

Naturally, it goes without saying that all rights are the property of MGM et al and that I sadly have no claim over the characters.  No money is made on my part.

many of my screencaps come from:


 

oh crap

just when I needed a laugh

Posted on 2009.11.19 at 13:45
Where is my body?: contemplating holiday gifts - NOT from this site!
Where is my head?: good
What is assaulting my senses?: snoring kitty
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my dearest husband alerts me to this gem: Regretsy

I guarantee you will find something you wish you had never seen!

ETA: Sweet flying monkeys, I may never sleep again! Warning: Clowns

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wanna see Stargate women treated with respect?

Posted on 2009.11.09 at 22:53
Where is my body?: ok NOW I am going to bed
What is assaulting my senses?: really!
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Go read [info]aurora_novarum 's Unexpected Visitor (here for those of us with better icons in dreamwidth) It is less than a thousand words of great characterization and homage without going overboard on any of it! 

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Cassie Says It's Sam You Don't Want To Tell...

Posted on 2009.11.09 at 07:31
Where is my body?: gonna go see a friend's new puppy after bus stop!
Where is my head?: awake
What is assaulting my senses?: nothin' like a baby to make you smile!
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Jack: Oh, dear god...please don't tell Cassie about that Ackles guy getting engaged!

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A Taste of Armageddon

Posted on 2009.11.04 at 19:59
Where is my body?: and you all have to suffer!
Where is my head?: creative
What is assaulting my senses?: Scrubs in syndication
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Jack:  Peace or...UTTER DESTRUCTION...it's up to you.

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I haz no idea how to makes this cross posting thing work so...

Posted on 2009.11.04 at 17:34
Where is my body?: there, hopefully that works (all in one place kind of thing)
Where is my head?: chipper
What is assaulting my senses?: I've got better icons over there!
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go here for this:

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of ANY character/pairing of their choosing from me (with a prompt, if it pleases you to give me one). In return, those who feel inspired can post this in their journal.




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so, more third grade grammar

Posted on 2009.10.27 at 16:16
Where is my body?: yes, small would have been a good answer as well
Where is my head?: annoyed
What is assaulting my senses?: but the english language is surprisingly full of words!
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This is going to be a looooong year!

complete these analogies
elephant:  enormous :: mouse: _____________

Thing One wrote "minute"

Teacher marked X and wrote "small" and told him not to use big words unless he knew their exact meaning.

Webster's Dictionary shows the following:

Main Entry: 3mi·nute <input ... >
Pronunciation: \mī-ˈnüt, mə-, -ˈnyüt\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): mi·nut·ermi·nut·est
Etymology: Latin minutus
Date: 1606

1 : very small : infinitesimal
2 : of small importance : trifling
3 : marked by close attention to details

synonyms see smallcircumstantial

 

— mi·nute·ness noun

Thoughts? 

ETA:  OMG, I amuse myself...

Main Entry: enor·mous <input ... >
Pronunciation: \i-ˈnȯr-məs, ē-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin enormis, from e, ex out of + norma rule
Date: 1531

1 a archaic : abnormalinordinate b : exceedingly wicked : shocking <an enormous sin>
2 : marked by extraordinarily great size, number, or degree; especially : exceeding usual bounds or accepted notions

— enor·mous·ly adverb

— enor·mous·ness noun

synonyms enormousimmensehugevastgiganticcolossalmammoth mean exceedingly large. enormous and immense both suggest an exceeding of all ordinary bounds in size or amount or degree, but enormous often adds an implication of abnormality or monstrousness <an enormousexpense> <an immense shopping mall>huge commonly suggests an immensity of bulk or amount <incurred a huge debt>vast usually suggests immensity of extent <the vast Russian steppes>gigantic stresses the contrast with the size of others of the same kind <a gigantic sports stadium>colossalapplies especially to a human creation of stupendous or incredible dimensions <a colossal statue of Lincoln>mammoth suggests both hugeness and ponderousness of bulk <a mammoth boulder>.

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Hot Buttered Puns...come and get 'em

Posted on 2009.10.21 at 10:55
Where is my body?: this was too groanful to not share with you
Where is my head?: cheerful
What is assaulting my senses?: like that Ellen DeGenres schtick..."Ewww, here, you smell it"
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John was in the fertilized egg business.  He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ' pullets, ' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.  He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.  This took a lot of time,  soJohn bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone,  so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.  Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells. 

John ' s favorite rooster, Old Butch,  was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Old Butch's bell hadn ' t rung at all!  When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.  To John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak,so it couldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one. 

John was so proud of Old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.  The result was the judges not only awarded Old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pullet Surprise as well.  Clearly, Old Butch was a politician in the making.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?  
 
Vote carefully next year--the bells are not always audible.


very pretty

*wings*

Posted on 2009.10.19 at 22:05
Where is my body?: Hawkman...*headdesk*
Where is my head?: giggly
What is assaulting my senses?: *almost* as good as Captain America, with wings & harness instead of tights
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Via the well-informed MSOL ladies, Mr Shanks will be donning wings in an upcoming guest appearance on a series I have never seen and never wanted to see...Smallville.  (please, fandom, don't be offended.  I have limited viewing time and it just seemed not my type of show)

Anyway,  I am always pleased to see Michael in pretty much anything (I have watched him birthed from a dying snake, torturing a hapless small town girl while wearing a baseball hat, smooching a pretty young Kyra Sedgewick, and preening across a bad "desert" with a parasol), so I think I will suffer through what I have always believed to be a teen-oriented series.  (dear fandom God, I do NOT need another show to catch up on and follow.  thank you)  And I believe this will compete heavily with his 24 role for "best wardrobe."

He may have to spend a little time at the gym to buff up those pecs if he is to match the comic cover art I have unearthed.  Not that we'll complain or anything...

I fully expect crack!fic to commence immediately.  And supersekrit message to [info]brainofck , you feathered the wrong bird!

vala, miss me

Hazzardous Duty

Posted on 2009.10.19 at 09:12
Where is my body?: I am finally well! Not dizzy! No nausea! Sinuses painfree!
Where is my head?: happy
What is assaulting my senses?: and I don't think this is cautious optimism...
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Vala:  *What would Daisy Do?*

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The Many Layers of Jack O'Neill

Posted on 2009.10.16 at 15:20
Where is my body?: looking up cake on google
What is assaulting my senses?: coming up with my own idea instead!
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Jack: Is that...cake?

and from here, I am reminded of the lovely [info] aurora_novarum's story, What Would Jack Do?. If you've not read it, I highly recommend this series of ficlets

obvious

Grammarians...

Posted on 2009.10.15 at 17:48
Where is my body?: illness appears to be almost gone
Where is my head?: confused
What is assaulting my senses?: thank goodness for that 'cause I was gonna hurt someone soon!
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 Are you smarter than a 3rd grader?  No, seriously, we were looking at my 3rd grader's homework and he was marked wrong on something that husband and I do not understand...

The night air is chilly.  

What is the predicate in that sentence?  Wiki says:  In traditional grammar, a predicate is one of the two main parts of a sentence (the other being the subject, which the predicate modifies). For the simple sentence "John [is yellow]," John acts as the subject, and is yellow acts as the predicate, a subsequent description of the subject headed with a verb.

Thing One wrote down "is chilly" but was marked wrong.  We are curious (and obviously not grammar people!)
tia
zats

wanna play doctor

recs to rebalance your electrolytes

Posted on 2009.10.13 at 12:01
Where is my body?: reading stories to make me cry
Where is my head?: contemplative
What is assaulting my senses?: *sob sob*
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A normal tear contains over 200 electrolytes...and a whole bunch of other stuff that doesn't matter in this discussion. To make my sudefed shakes and sinus infection induced nausea go away, I set myself to read sad sad sad stories this morning and sob my heart out. It's that or I will have to watch that episode of MASH where Henry goes home and Radar comes in at the end of the episode and...*starts sobbing thinking about it*... I'll need a few more this afternoon, if you have any. Character death, rejection, pain and anguish are all on the table here; hankies are awaiting!

Here's my list so far:

Pieces by nanda - a Lost City coda where the world has ended, pretty much everyone is dead or is going to be soon, J/D, J/S implied
To Drink From the Waters of Lethe by isabeau - character death and a guaranteed tear jerker for me, J/D
11 Moments by ladyflowdi - an amazing Sam-centric story that pulls bits of time in Sam's perspective, lots of character death, J/D implied

So...got anything?

ETA:  I have to say, the three I have listed above have the distinction of being very very well written.  They drag you along emotionally, your hands full of tissues and your eyes all a-blur, without the concern of bad grammar or characterization.  Well done!

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to midwestern flisters...

Posted on 2009.10.12 at 11:43
Where is my body?: bonus points for anyone who gets the caption...
Where is my head?: cheerful
What is assaulting my senses?: photo courtesy of National Geographic online
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Jinn:  Phyllis, this was not in the cruise brochure

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Another Shot Of Courage Didn't Seem Like Such A Good Idea At 7am

Posted on 2009.10.12 at 10:42
Where is my body?: spending the day by the fire with my wonderful husband
Where is my head?: still ill-ish
What is assaulting my senses?: and what a cold and grim day it is outside!
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It's another Te-quila Sunrise...

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ever wonder why Ben kissed Michael...twice?

Posted on 2009.10.01 at 14:17
Where is my body?: Happy Birthday, Aurora!
Where is my head?: bouncy
What is assaulting my senses?: thought there'd be rubik's cubes, didn't ya!
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Lexa:  I want to warn you, if Brad wants us to kiss, my husband will not look kindly on use of tongue...

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Minor Distractions

Posted on 2009.09.29 at 14:43
Where is my body?: sushi, netflix and other fun internetz!
Where is my head?: happy
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There's A Reason Sam Often Plays Wendy To Their Peter

Posted on 2009.09.28 at 11:31
Where is my body?: eating chinese food
Where is my head?: hyper
What is assaulting my senses?: wondering if I have time before I go to finish Grey's Anatomy on Netflix
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Daniel:  Seriously, Jack.  Who died and made you king?
Teal'c:  *Here we go again*

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*wears more make up than Sam*

Posted on 2009.09.27 at 11:11
Where is my body?: Am I the only one who sees a prancing 6 ft queen?
Where is my head?: cheerful
What is assaulting my senses?: and perhaps a high pitched girly voice?
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Teal'c:  Yes, I am very secure in my masculinity.  Why do you ask? 

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protocol for flipping a coin to see who gets to pursue the affections of one's teammate

Posted on 2009.09.26 at 21:33
Where is my body?: knitting scarves
Where is my head?: thirsty
What is assaulting my senses?: silence of the (ceiling) fans
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Don't get caught looking for it on the floor in the infirmary when it rolls under the table yelling, "Tails.  I've got tails!"

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